Racist dugong botherers not welcome
The Garden of Unearthly Delights – The Roundhouse
Until March 23
4/5 STARS
There’s a man on stage talking about the time he was talking about sharks recently and then…
There’s a man on stage telling us the reason he looks tired is because he was lost near Mt Lofty.
Circuses used to have animals and then when animal welfare became better understood someone had the idea that humans could dress up as animals. Loudly.
The sharks. Right, the sharks were…
There’s a man on stage explaining he staggered out of the bush and found he was at Cleland Wildlife Park, and how it’s pronounced isn’t important because his phone is too hot to work.
How do doves feel in magicians’ pants? Is that why Prince wrote When Doves Cry?
There’s a man on stage making a very good point about celebrities showing us who they really are despite their so-called apologies.
The man on stage finds a beetle in his cleavage and makes a great Paul McCartney joke.
The man’s wondering if it’s true you’re more likely to be injured by a coconut than a shark. See, we were always going to get back to the sharks – even if it’s the coconuts really out to get us.
But don’t worry, none of it is real.
There’s a man on stage called Ross Noble. And tonight’s show will never happen again. The next one? Who knows where that will go.
Walking out of the venue after Noble’s set at least three overheard conversations are about crying with laughter. The man on stage would be happy with that.
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